Poet's Disclaimer

The following Disclaimer
Is provided for Poets
To be used or adapted
as appropriate.

The sentiments contained in this poem
Have been adapted from the original
To better fit the rhyme scheme.

This poem may cause nausea or heartburn.
If symptoms persist for longer
Than twenty-four hours
Readers should consult a physician.

The persons in this poem
Are purely generic
Any resemblance
To actual persons
Living or dead
Probably says something
about that person.

The violence contained in this poem
Actual or imagined
Is purely didactic.
The poet is in no way liable
For the depravity of his readers.

No dead horses were revived
From the beating they received
In the verses above.
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I wrote this. Original context. Geoff.