Come, imbibe my potion...

one draught and all your defeats will be transformed into victories. I offer you the bitter brew of denial.

Liberals, we didn't lose the election! It was stolen from us! Somehow, the record turnout by Republicans in nearly every district of the country was merely a mirage... a phantasm sent by the cruelest of the Fates to obstruct your plans and deliver you into darkness.

Reject it! You really won a majority! It was just so silent nobody can hear its screams of protestations.

George W. Bush went to Iraq to discover weapons that didn't exist.

Paranoid Democrats nation-wide are going to the election results to discover a majority that didn't exist.

Please, my fellow Democrats. Be more like Bush. You must be prepared to destroy our democracy in your efforts to save it. Reject empirical evidence. Bend the truth, bend the facts, bend your very brains themselves to win back our mangled victory from the jaws of defeat.